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About The Lincolnshire Poacher
When I go on safari, I don’t go very far
I do not even have to walk or ever take a car
I just look through my window at the great outside
I do not have to follow paths or even take a ride
For out there in the garden, encouraged by the food
All the local bird life will come to feed their brood
Today we have a pheasant cock, his harem of two hens
And looking for a nesting place, a pair of little wrens
A pair of red-legged partridges are in residence
They come each day and eat their fill; all at my expense
The great tits and the blue tits are fighting for the nuts
They all are very welcome; I build them little huts
We also have two waterhens: red flashes on their beaks
No doubt they’ll be nesting in the next few weeks
Big fat wood pigeons and doves are feasting on my wheat
They waddle round the garden; all they do is eat
All things are not perfect; mixed with sun and rain
A little yellowhammer, killed on my window pane
Sometimes we get a sparrow hawk swooping from above
It's only when he's hungry, he'll take a tasty dove
A mouse is getting very fat, in a wall he has a nest
He carries wheat away all day; he never seems to rest
He seems to spend the whole day long, stocking up his larder
As long as there is wheat there, he could work no harder
And after all the things I’ve seen, it really makes me think
I only have been standing here behind the kitchen sink
Tho’ I’ve been on safari; I’ve never been away
I can enjoy it time and time again; I see it every day
Ron Hooton
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